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Working Out

I started working out. This was a stupid decision and I don’t recommend it to anyone. But, alas, it is a necessary evil. If you were to go through my twitter feed and count the number of times I mention eating a whole pizza by myself you would understand why I need to exercise. I [...]


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Prank Idea

Here is a great prank idea: You give someone a cake filled with laxatives. They eat it. Science takes over and causes them to need the restroom immediately. It’s an emergency and so they are running through their house because it just can’t wait. This is when they discover that every single toilet in their [...]


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I belong to the Assemblies of God. I feel like most (if not all) of you already knew that. Just thought I’d clarify if there was any confusion. Anyways, I attended the 7:14 Prayer & Bible Conference this week, an A/G event. It was great. At this conference was the general superintendent of the Assemblies [...]


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Cleaning Out a Closet

I’m kind of a youth pastor now. On Saturday I was tasked with cleaning out an old youth storage closet at the church (which will soon be my office). I found some long forgotten gold in that storage closet. Carman VHS The first concert I ever went to was a Carman concert. Zoe Girl opened [...]


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Review: John Piper’s Don’t Waste Your Life
Feb 12th, 2013 In Random Thoughts

John Piper is a great man! He has a scholar’s mind and a pastor’s heart. His passion for the gospel is so evident in his speaking and writings. Don’t Waste Your Life is no exception. I could not be a more perfect example of Piper’s target audience for this book. I just graduated from college [...]


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Old Notebook
Aug 28th, 2012 In Random Thoughts

I found an old notebook of mine. It was from when I had just completed my first year of stand-up. Here is a joke from it… “My friend is pregnant (I had nothing to do with that). She really hopes it’s a girl. I just hope it’s a baby. How embarrassing would that be if [...]


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I Googled ‘Taylor Johnson’
Jun 12th, 2012 In Random Thoughts

I googled “Taylor Johnson” to see what I could find. The top result was a real estate marketing company in Chicago. Then there’s a personality test called the Taylor Johnson Temperament Analysis. You take that see if you’re mentally unstable or something. I’m not sure. There are several Taylor Johnson’s on twitter. I’m going to [...]


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