Here is a clip from the first time I ever attempted to perform standing up comedy. I was a senior in high school. I had dumb hair. I had no idea what I was doing. At the end of the performance I took my pants off. For some reason it went well and I kept performing.
Yes. My singing was terrible. You think I don’t know that?
Anyways. I have been performing stand-up for several years and this month a stand-up related dream is coming true. On September 21st I will record my first live comedy album. The show will be in Waxahachie at 8 pm and tickets are $7.
$7 isn’t much at all. 3-D movies are, like, $50 now. Or something. Right? Am I close?Or is that D-Box*?
I would be greatly honored if you would come to this show. Please. This a dream come true for me. A “goal” type dream. Not a sleep dream. If any of my recent sleep dreams came true Katy Perry and I would be in a relationship and my parents would be divorced. I don’t need any of that.
If you want more information about the show don’t worry. I will be blowing up the internet with information about. For 21 days this show will be all I’m talking about.
*D-box isn’t worth it