bathroom humor

Me in the bathroom after every meal...

I can’t believe I had never seen this video before. This is the most relatable content I’ve ever seen on the internet.

I have this same conversation with myself at least once a week.

I’ve mentioned before I’m lactose intolerant but I didn’t know it for the longest time. I just thought what was happening to my body was normal. I thought everyone’s butt fell off every time they ate a lot of cheese.

Here’s me talking about about bathrooms on my stand-up album, DON’T PANIC: